dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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