Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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