Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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