I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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