But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i need some magic done to my vagina
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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