Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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