dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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