yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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