i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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