I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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