i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We left an ass print on the piano.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
you never un-have a 4some
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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