Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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