Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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