I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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