Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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