i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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