My pussy is not your playground.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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