I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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