I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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