I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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