i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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