Me too!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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