I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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