his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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