She's JV to your varsity
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Randomize
