So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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