when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
do herpes really smell.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
