There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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