love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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