you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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