Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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