woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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