That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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