Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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