champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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