I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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