I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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