that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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