So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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