Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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