I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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