Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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