Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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