so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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