I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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