I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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