I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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