is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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