Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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