did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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