I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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