nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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