I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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