wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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