too bad you live with your parents still
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
